Eminem Will Start To Wear Royals Gear

The Kansas City Royals started off the season with the dubious task of trying to tame the Detroit Tigers. The Tigers are favored to win the World Series this year. They added a lot of offense to their already prolific line-up. The Royals are projected to be basement dwellers in the AL Central and possibly lose 100 games.

The Royals made the Tigers look horrible! Kansas City completed the sweep yesterday and surprised everyone. The Tigers couldn’t hit the ball, their pitching looked juvenile, and they looked completely lost on the diamond. I know the Achilles’ Heel of the Tigers is their relief pitching, but it appears to be ruptured. The Royals starting pitchers (Meche and Bannister) made Gary Sheffield and Magglio Ordonez look like….Royals! Alex Gordon was actually living up to the hype and looking like George Brett.I know it is really early to predict the Royals to have a decent season, but I think everyone could be wrong about the Tigers. I know they will score runs this season, but if they give up more than they score, you can’t win. The Tigers need to look to the clubs that have deep bullpens and offer up what’s left of their depleted farm system. The Tigers could end up struggling for the Wild Card in a very tough AL Central or staying home from the post-season and looking like kittens.Congratulations Kansas City, you actually made me stop and write a blog about the Royals. I’d be really surprised if I mention them again, but if they keep it up, I will gladly join Royals Nation. *Population is slightly less than Red Sox Nation* I would probably think it would be considered “Royals Town.”

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Song Of The Day – Lil’ Wayne (Lollipop)

I’m not much of a hip-hop fan, but Lil’ Wayne is a little different. One of the first rap albums that I bought was Juvenile’s “400 Degreez.” After I listened to that album over and over again, I started to listen to more of the Cash Money Records roster. I liked B.G., Turk, Baby, Manny, and especially Lil’ Wayne. I know he was probably 15 at the time, but his lyrics weren’t “bubble gum” like a Lil’ Romeo or Bow Wow. Lil’ Wayne is the prince of keeping it real.

Lil’ Wayne kind of fell off when Cash Money was having problems selling records. Lil’ Wayne last album seemed to propel him to a superstar level, since he has been guest starring on more tracks than T-Pain.

Lil’ Wayne’s new album, “Tha Carter III,” looks like it should only build on his success so far. A few tracks have been leaked on the internet and “Lollipop” and “A Millie” are the first two singles set to be released. They both have great hooks and a hot beat.

America’s White Boy isn’t usually your #1 place for the hottest hip-hop, but Lil’ Wayne seems to have another winner.

Here’s Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop”

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Ohio State Wins Something

I’ve lived in Columbus, OH for a year and a half. In that time, Ohio State has been runner-up in nearly every major sport. The trend has been broken tonight, THE Ohio State University has themselves a championship! NIT Champions! Wait, what? Ohio State beat the University of Massachusetts in NYC for the NIT Tournament Championship. The students of OSU aren’t exactly turning over cars or setting dumpster fires.

I remember when Ohio State beat Michigan in football when Troy Smith was the QB and it was the #1 vs. #2 game to end the season. It was insane! I stayed in and watched the game with my roommates and then when Ohio State won, we went down on campus and it was complete chaos. I’ve never seen so many policeman on horses and crazy drunk Ohio State fans. Well, Ohio State went ahead and got creamed by Florida in the Championship game and then LSU the following year. They were also runner-ups in basketball and soccer, you can see that as a good year or a bad year, since they were so close.

I have received a lot of grief for not being an Ohio State fan. Just because a person moves to a town/state, doesn’t mean their allegiances change to their current location. America’s White Boy is no “front-runner.” I’ll be drinking RC Cola until I die, Pepsi and Coke can go to hell.

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Song Of The Day – Eddie Money (Take Me Home Tonight)

I’ve always liked Eddie Money. When I was extremely young, my mom used to turn on MTV and leave me in front of the TV. She didn’t abandon me, she knew me too well, I would just sit there and not move. This was the mid-80s when MTV was nothing but music videos. Eddie Money’s videos were played a lot, usually at least one an hour. My favorite video was “Take Me Home Tonight.”

I don’t know why I thought Stevie Nicks was in this video, I think the girl who sings with Money sounds a lot like her. Nicks also had a lot of videos that ran on early MTV too, so I could have just crossed her up.

Anyways, the reason why Mr. Money has the “Song Of The Day” is due to MTV’s “Rock The Cradle. His daughter, Jesse Money, is a contestant on this “American Idol”-like singing competition. I wish I had a decent picture of her to post on here, but I couldn’t find anything. By this time next week, I’m sure you’ll see a lot more of Jesse Money on some blogs.

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Hoosiers Love Tom Crean

The Indiana Hoosiers have named Tom Crean as the new head coach. Crean has coached Marquette University since 1999 and has been an assistant for many years. He was an assistant under Jud Heathcote and Tom Izzo at Michigan State, so he knows what to expect as a coach in the Big Ten.

I was born and raised in Indiana and I can’t say that I’ve been much of an IU fan. Kentucky has always been my team, but I respected the Bob Knight years and what they accomplished. My youngest memory of watching college basketball was when the Hoosiers won the 1987 NCAA tournament over Derrick Coleman and Syracuse. I’m not sure if IU can get back to what it was under Knight. I know Indiana is a breeding ground of some amazing talent like Greg Oden and future Tar Heels star, Tyler Zeller, but they never get the state’s best player. In recent years, teams like Ohio State or North Carolina have stolen away the Hoosiers base. I’m can’t say that it is impossible for Crean to win a few Big Ten championships, but I haven’t seen much from Crean’s teams since Dwayne Wade left Marquette. In years after Wade, Crean had Travis Diener and Steve Novak, who are both in the NBA, and did re-create the magic of his lone Final Four team.

Don’t expect Crean to turnaround IU right away. If Eric Gordon stays another year and they get Armon Bassett back, IU could be good enough to make the tourney. Those are big “ifs,” but Crean is what he is and that is a good recruiter, good coach, and squeaky clean violation record.

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Penn State’s Finest

Stanley Pringle, a junior college transfer who is currently playing at Penn State, has been charged for masturbating in public. Not only is this embarrassing, hilarious for us, but it happened in a library! You can’t say that Penn State basketball players never hit the books. I can’t confirm that he was trying to hit the books, but he was a 40% 3-point shooter, I suspect the boy has good aim. I don’t think the librarian would have helped him with what he was doing.He allegedly started to masturbate while talking to a girl at the library. There was also an incident a few weeks ago about a guy following a girl to her dorm and a male masturbating in the stairwell. The man that was described could also be Pringle.

Someone needs to tell Pringle that he is no longer at Pasco-Hernando Community College. Pringle’s five-knuckle shuffle could lead to some good for Penn State. I mean, I forgot that Penn State even had a basketball team. The last decent basketball player to come out of Penn State was John Amaechi. He isn’t known so much for his basketball skills, but for being the first openly gay player in the NBA. At least we know Pringle likes the ladies…or just really likes books.

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Song Of The Day – Gnarls Barkley (Just A Thought)

Gnarls Barkley came out of nowhere and had the “hit of the summer” a couple years ago. Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse, who started Gnarls Barkley as a one-shot deal, did a great job on “St. Elsewhere.”

Gnarls Barkley has just released their sophomore-effort with “The Odd Couple.” The album’s name is description of their partnership. Cee-Lo was best known as a soul singer with southern hip-hop connections and Danger Mouse was known on the internet for “mashing” Jay-Z’s “Black Album” and The Beatles “White Album,” thus creating the “Grey Album.”

Here is a track off of “St. Elsewhere”, here’s “Just A Thought.”

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The Twins Are Growing Up

Robin and Brook Lopez, the 7-foot tall twins from Stanford, decided to make a joint-decision and declare themselves eligible for the NBA Draft. Brook, who is by far the better of the two, had a breakout year and was the leader of the Stanford Cardinal. Robin, the shaggy-haired twin, was a nice compliment player that could probably benefit by staying in college. Robin would be the lone big-man down low and the spotlight would shine bright.

Remember the last twins Stanford had? Jason and Jerrod Collins?Jarron, who plays for the Utah Jazz, and Jason, who was recently traded to the Memphis Grizzlies, are still playing in the NBA. A lot of hype came their way as they went into the NBA Draft. Jason has had marginal success with the New Jersey Nets, but Jarron has been a bench-fixture since his arrival in Utah. The Collins twins have struggled in the NBA at times and would benefit playing on the same team.

Brook is a projected lottery pick and the jury is still out on Robin. It would be beneficial for the team who drafts Brook, to put themselves in a position to pick up Robin in the mid-to-late 2nd round. If you have both of them, I think you would be setting yourself to be a force with rebounds and inside-defense.

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Song Of The Day – Mae (Suspension)

I like to think that I had a little to do with Mae’s success. I know this can’t be farther from the truth, but after I saw them in concert, I told all my friends. I ended up interviewing the lead singer at a McDonald’s, which was across the street from the venue in Indianapolis. They opened up for The Starting Line, which was also very good.

Mae is a band from the Richmond, VA area. They released two albums on Tooth and Nail, which signs predominantly Christian rock acts. T&N doesn’t consider themselves as a Christian label, since they do sign bands that consider themselves as secular, like Mae and Emery. Their newest album, “Singularity,” was released on Capitol Records. It has a little different sound, more like Goo Goo Dolls than anything else.

Here is an oldie from Mae, “Suspension.”

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Moises Alou Needs To Shut Up

Moises Alou is best known for two things. First, Alou regularly pisses on his bare hands so he can grip his bat better without gloves. Ewwww! Secondly, he was the player that could have caught the ball during the “Steve Bartman incident.”At the time of the incident, Alou jumped in the air and screamed at Bartman for interfering with the baseball. Today Alou admitted that he could have never caught the ball in the first place. WHAT?! I’ve unfortunately watched the “lowlight” of this event many times. Alou is clearly directly under the baseball when Bartman puts his hands on it. Why is Alou coming out and saying this now? Alou thinks that we should forgive Bartman and move on. His words are falling on deaf ears, since Alou is currently playing for the Mets.The Mets have always been hated by Cubs fans, since the last 60’s when the Mets undercut the Cubs and beat them out of the playoffs. If Aramis Ramirez or Kerry Wood would come out and tell the fans that we should forgive Bartman, maybe some progress could happen. Alou is only adding fuel to the fire and could lead to more tension.

Steve Bartman, please stay away from Wrigley Field.

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Curry Says "Not Right Now" to NBA

Many of the pundits on ESPN and other media outlets have an opinion on whether Stephen Curry should go pro. Skip Bayless said that his draft stock can only go down at this point. Bayless is clearly just talking about money, ’cause he can learn a lot from an extra year or two in college. His family isn’t exactly needy, I’m sure his father took care of the money he earned in the NBA and Curry does need to learn to handle the ball a little better.I watched most of the Kansas/Davidson game and the biggest thing that stood out was that Davidson has Curry listed as 6’3. I find that very hard to believe. I can’t see him being any taller than a flat 6’0. Plus the kid can’t weigh more than 150-160lbs. it’s impossible that he could survive an entire year in the NBA at that weight.

If Curry can learn to play point guard over the next season or two, he will set himself up to improve the possibility of him having a lengthy NBA career. If he were to go to the NBA after this season, he runs the chance of turning into Randolph Childress or Khalid Reeves. Childress and Reeves both had amazing runs in the tournament and drafted high in the NBA Draft. Neither of them could live up to the hype that was projected by their incredible performances in the tournament. Curry is doing a smart thing and I find it hard for people to second-guess his decision.

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Song Of The Day – Shiny Toy Guns (Rainy Monday)

I think that Shiny Toy Guns – “Rainy Monday” seems like a good choice for a very rainy Monday. Many of the Opening Day games so far have been delayed by rain. I think the Brewers/Cubs game should be a pretty good one. By the way, did anyone see the Nationals/Braves game last night? I was pretty impressed with the Nationals new ballpark, plus the walk-off in the bottom of the ninth is always a great way to start off a season and a new field.

Here is Shiny Toy Guns – “Rainy Monday”

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