2012 College Football: All-Name Team

Not everyone can have the last name ‘Manning’ or ‘Montana’, some of us have to go through life with a pretty ridiculous name. Most of these names are pretty rough to grow up with, but some are names you wish you had…especially if you are named something bland like Joe Smith or Bobby Roberts (my name).

Some of the name are easy laughs that you’ll get instantly, but a few may take you a few moments to get the humor.

2012 NCAA Football’s All-Name Team consists of the funniest names in college football this year…and one specific one that I wish I had.

I hope you enjoy this year’s college football’s “All-Name Team”.

  • S Wave Ryder – Navy Midshipmen
  • WR Bobo Beathard – Appalachian State Mountaineers
  • LB Yourhighness Morgan – Florida Atlantic Owls
  • CB Imoan Claiborne – Northwestern State Demons
  • OL Kyle Whimpey – Utah State Aggies
  • LB Bronson Cocke – Virginia Military Institute Keydets
  • OL Mose Countryman – Charleston Southern Buccaneers
  • LB Brandon Chubb – Wake Forest Demon Deacons
  • WR Spiffy Evans – Boston College Eagles
  • LB Fabby Desir – North Carolina Tar Heels
  • OL FN Lutz – Indiana State Sycamores
  • DB Jordan Smallwood – Howard Bison
  • DL Jose Jose – Central Florida Knights
  • WR Kent Booze – Dartmouth Big Green
  • LB Innocent Macha – Cincinnati Bearcats
  • RB Sirchauncey Holloway – Liberty Flames
  • RB Jack Snowball – Miami (OH) Redhawks
  • DB Pudge Cotton – Eastern Michigan Eagles
  • S Barcarri Rambo – Georgia Bulldogs
  • WR Philander Moore – Ole Miss Rebels
  • QB Duke deLancellotti – Texas State Bobcats
  • WR Miles Gooch – Virginia Cavaliers
  • DL A’Trey-U Jones – LSU Tigers
  • WR Dack Lambert – Wyoming Cowboys
  • OL Thor Jozwiak – South Florida Bulls
  • LB Chris Hummingbird – Tulsa Golden Hurricane
  • WR Bookie Cobbins – Kentucky Wildcats
  • DB Paris Head – Vanderbilt Commodores
  • LB Chaz Cheeks – Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
  • LB Sir Thomas Jackson – Arizona Wildcats
  • DB Dabness Atkins – Holy Cross Crusaders
  • FB Maximo Espitia – California Golden Bears

And finally the name I wish I had…

  • DL Ladell Pleasure – North Carolina Central Eagles

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