Category Archives: america’s white boy
NHL Talk: Prospal’s Winner, Anisimov Injury & the McChicken
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about if Boston is the best team in the East, Anisimov’s freak injury, if the Buffalo Sabres fanbase smokes a lof of weed and McChicken currency
As a fan of the Columbus Blue Jackets, I’m glad they finally beat the Red Wings. It took a superhuman goal by Vinny Prospal, but I’ll take it…this might be the last one for awhile.
By the way, neither of these guys have a girlfriend.
This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Datsyuk’s Goal, Canadian Riots & Drinking Games
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about Pavel Datsyuk’s nominee for “Goal of the Year” against Nashville, the Pierre McGuire drinking game, teaching pets to react to hockey and if Toronto should trade for a veteran goaltender.
As a fan of the Columbus Blue Jackets, I’m just glad the guys didn’t pick on them in this afternoon’s conversation.
By the way, neither of these guys have a girlfriend.
This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Luongo’s Bad Shootout, Hot Habs Fans & Lindy Ruff
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about Robert Luongo’s horrible shootout play, hot Habs fans, the future NHL team in Seattle and what is wrong with the Los Angeles Kings.
The guys appear to have a pretty active President’s Day Weekend. I think one of them actually put pants on and the other was able to find the lost remote.
By the way, neither of these guys have a girlfriend.
This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Eric Fehr, Bad Books & Tim Allen
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about subliminal messages in Disney movies, Minnesota Wild’s coach Mike Yeo’s job security, the Staal brothers and which NHL games are they most looking forward to this weekend.
After you read a few of their morning hockey conversations, you start to understand why these guys didn’t have any Valentine’s Day plans last night.
This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Karlsson Injury, Waffles & "Charles In Charge"
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about how to deal with a breakup, Erik Karlsson’s freak injury, they ask each other if Sidney Crosby is back and tasty food to throw at players.
Did these guys really have enough time to have a long hockey conversation on Valentine’s Day? Did they not have plans?
I forgot…neither of these guys have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Tye McGinn, Anders Lindback & Angry Beavers
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about their new nicknames, Tye McGinn thinks he’s Tyler Durden, Anders Lindback makes a pair of outstanding saves and which Dallas Stars Ice Girl they enjoy the most.
I think you will enjoy this one.
By the way, neither of these guys have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: David Clarkson, Biting & Michael Bolton
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two die-hard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game, every night (almost).
The guys talk about weekend hook-ups, how David Clarkson is making Devils fans forget about Zach Parise and why the Florida Panthers are making Joe a fan. The guys also mention what they’re giving up for Lent.
For Lent, I’m giving up drinking cheap beer and hooking up with ugly women at bars. For the next forty days and forty nights, it’s only good craft beer and the finest of ladies…then back to Pabst and women with low self-esteem.
By the way, neither of these guys have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Kessel Ends Drought, Family Guy Masks & Vanek
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two diehard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game every night (almost).
The guys recognize Boy Scouts Day, Phil Kessel ending his drought, a rookie goalie’s sweet mask and Thomas Vanek’s MVP odds.
The guys also mention something to remind me that Steve Mason was once very good. Joe & Eddie set the table for this weekend’s NHL action.
By the way, neither have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Fashion Week, Model Sidney Crosby & Suspensions
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two diehard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game every night (almost).
The guys recognize talk about Montreal Fashion Week, shirtless Sidney Crosby and unfair hockey suspensions.
If Montreal Fashion Week was on pay-per-view, Joe would probably buy it.
By the way, neither have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Brodeur, Hipster Hockey Fans & Winnipeg
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two diehard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game every night (almost).
The guys recognize Marty Brodeur’s amazingness, being “Shanabanned” and hipster hockey fans. If the Hartford Whalers came back, I’m positive Joe would watch their games every night. He’s doing the same thing with Winnipeg this season.
Neither have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning. Continue reading
NHL Talk: Sedin Twins, Pancakes & Cowboy Carey Price
Two hockey guys talking hockey.
There weren’t many games last night, but the guys have some video highlights of the action and play devil’s advocate with the Montreal Canadiens’ Stanley Cup chances.
Joe Pasquali and Eddie Theisen are two diehard NHL fans. They both watch every hockey game every night (almost). Neither have a girlfriend. This is their email conversation the following morning.
BYOMS…Bring Your Own Maple Syrup. Continue reading