This is one of my favorite posts to do every year, but due to all the knowns about the college football season at this point last year, we didn’t compile a list. We are happy to bring this back this year and debut some new names.

What makes a great college football name?

A good litmus test is if it works as a potential pro wrestling name, it works in college football. It also works if a name sounds like a verb, phrase, a certain body part or just a bad ass football name that makes them sound tough.

We went through every team in the top two divisions in the NCAA. We went through ever single name and picked out the ones that were funny and some names we just wish we had.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so of all the people who can write a post poking fun at names, it’s me. I’m always asked if my real name is Robert Roberts (it’s not) or if my name is fake (it’s not).

Here is the 2021-22 college football All-Name team.

– Quarterbacks –
Chubba Purdy – Florida State Seminoles
Hamp Fay – Michigan State Spartans
Jagger LaRoe – Ohio State Buckeyes
Bear Milacek – New Mexico Lobos
DJ Boney – Eastern Kentucky Colonels
Trapper Pannell – Sam Houston Bearkats
Seth Boomer – Tulsa Golden Hurricane
Quest Powell – North Carolina Central Eagles
Re-al Mitchell – Temple Owls
J’Bor Gibbs – South Dakota State Jackrabbits
Dresser Winn – UT-Martin Skyhawks

– Running Backs –
Fudge Woods – Houston Baptist Huskies
Titan Case – Navy Midshipmen
British Brooks – North Carolina Tar Heels
Answer Gaye – Iowa State Cyclones
Master Teague III – Ohio State Buckeyes
Loyal Crawford – Wisconsin Badgers
Knowledege McDaniel – Marshall Thundering Herd
Sincere McCormick – UTSA Roadrunners
Kavosiey Smoke – Kentucky Wildcats
Tuna Altahir – Eastern Washington Eagles
Unique Johnson – North Carolina A&T Aggies
G’Mone Wilson – East Carolina Pirates
Messiah Divine – Wagner Seahawks

– Wide Receivers –
O’Mega Blake – South Carolina Gamecocks
Aaron Bedgood – Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
C’ing Blantori – Texas Southern Tigers
Sincere Brown – South Florida Bulls
Phat Watts – Tulane Green Wave
Ajou Ajou – Clemson Tigers
Shocky Jacques-Louis – Pittsburgh Panthers
Yo-Heinz Tyler – Ball State Cardinals
NyNy Davis – Utah State Aggies
Boobie Curry – Arizona Wildcats
Brad Cumbest – Mississippi State Bulldogs
Sellers Shy – Ole Miss Rebels

– Tight Ends –
D.Major Roman – Yale Bulldogs
Nimrod Westvott IV – Morgan State Bears
Bryan Gagg – East Carolina Pirates
Geor’Quarius Spivey – TCU Horned Frogs
Leron Husbands – Maryland Terrapins
Jaeger Bull – Rice Owls
Clay Smelley – UAB Blazers
Austin Blizzard – Campbell Fighting Camels
Wolfgang Dvorak – St. Thomas-Minnesota Tommies

– Offensive Line –
Hunter Salmon – Massachusetts Minutemen
Tiger Shanks – UNLV Rebels
Tiller Bucktrot – Tulsa Golden Hurricane
Jaden Muskrat – Tulsa Golden Hurricane
Wing Green – Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Wisdom Asaboro – North Carolina Tar Heels
Panda Askew – Charlotte 49ers
Faae Pepe – Rice Owls
Chandler Dolphin – Utah State Aggies
Gentle Williams – California Golden Bears
Ye’Majesty Sanders – Jacksonville State Gamecocks
Ryder Wall – Sam Houston Bearkats
Austin Drinkwater – Wofford Terriers

– Defensive Line –
Cody Stufflebean – Kansas State Wildcats
Jayden Pickle – Kansas State Wildcats
Fish McWilliams – UAB Blazers
Woo Scott – Eastern Michigan Eagles
Judge Culpepper – Toledo Rockets
Divine Obichere – Boise State Broncos
Blessman Ta’ala – Hawaii Rainbow Warriors
Princely Umanmielen – Florida Gators
Tonka Hemingway – South Carolina Gamecocks
Ian Dong – Cal Poly Mustangs
K2 Dickens – Colgate Raiders
Yaya Diaby – Louisville Cardinals
Quay Wiggles – Chattanooga Mocs
Gentle Hunt – Florida A&M Rattlers

– Linebackers –
Bumper Pool – Arkansas Razorbacks
Jett Bush – Texas Longhorns
Jack Fagot – Louisville Cardinals
Aristotle Bowles – NC State Wolfpack
Power Echols – North Carolina Tar Heels
Steele Chambers – Ohio State Buckeyes
Fortune Woods – Bowling Green Falcons
Mister Williams – Colorado Buffaloes
Thunder Keck – Stanford Cardinal
Rob Bonar – Utah Utes
Goodness Nwawuihe – Sam Houston Bearkats
Korez Goodgame – North Alabama Lions
Wookdong Kim – Marist Red Foxes
Legend Matautia – San Diego Toreros
Dorien Gooch – Samford Bulldogs

– Secondary –
Pig Cage – LSU Tigers
Munchie Filer III – Sacramento State Hornets
Kool-Aid McKinstry – Alabama Crimson Tide
Hombre Kennedy – Charleston Southern Buccaneers
Greedy Vance – Louisville Cardinals
Storm Duck – North Carolina Tar Heels
John Sweetwood – Syracuse Orange
Zimbalist Odhams – TCU Horned Frogs
Cordel Littlejohn – Florida Atlantic Owls
Chaz Ah You – BYU Cougars
Woobendy Guerrier – Akron Zips
Logic Hudgens – Buffalo Bulls
Capone Blue – Kent State Golden Flashes
Keni-H Lovely – Western Michigan Broncos
New Zealand Williams – San Diego Aztecs
Prophet Brown – USC Trojans
Smoke Monday – Auburn Tigers
Major Burns – LSU Tigers
Miles Oldacre – Yale Bulldogs
Jack Dummer – St. Thomas-Minnesota Tommies
Midnight Steward – Samford Bulldogs
Aladdin Elroumy – VMI Keydets
Yirmyah Yirmyah – Florida A&M Rattlers
Andrew Bloodsaw – Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils

– Special Teams –
Trooper Elwonger – Tarleton Texans
Danny Longman – Boston College Eagles
Jack Coco – Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Mason Napper – Miami (FL) Hurricanes
Cam Guess – Pittsburgh Panthers
George Georgopoulos – Massachusetts Minutemen
Max Quick – Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks

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About the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.