What makes a great college football name?

If it works as a potential pro wrestling name, it works in college football.

We went through all the teams in the top two divisions in the NCAA. We read every name and picked out the ones that were funny and names we just wish we had.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so of all the people who can write a post poking fun at names, it’s me. I’m always asked if my real name is Robert Roberts (it’s not) or if my name is fake.

Here is the 2015-16 college football All-Name team.

Blaze Ryder – C – Navy Midshipmen
Brennan Goodnature – RB – Clemson Tigers
Step Durham – DB – Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Finesse Middleton – LB – Louisville Cardinals
Gray Crow – QB – Miami Hurricanes
Bug Howard – WR – North Carolina Tar Heels
Darius Fullwood – DE – Virginia Tech Hokies
Baylor Black – LB – Baylor Bears
Sam Sizelove – LB – Kansas State Wildcats
Jordan Smallwood – WR – Oklahoma Sooners
Poet Thomas – OL – Texas Tech Red Raiders
Man Berg – WR – Illinois Fighting Illini
Ryan Watercutter – LB – Indiana Hoosiers
Hunter Littlejohn – OL – Indiana Hoosiers
Taco Chalton – DE – Michigan Wolverines
Jake Butt – TE – Michigan Wolverines
Courtney Love – LB – Nebraska Cornhuskers
Jack Russell – K – Wisconsin Badgers
Poncho Barnwell – DE – Old Dominion Monarchs
Wonderful Terry – DB – Western Kentucky Hilltoppers
Prince Charles Iworah – DB – Western Kentucky Hilltoppers
Edgar Allan Poe – WR – Army Black Knights
Squally Canada – RB – BYU Cougars
Alizé Jones – TE – Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Brandon Junk – TE – Akron Zips
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio – WR – Buffalo Bulls
Rich Queen – OL – Massachusetts Minutemen
Rich Queen – OL – Liberty Flames
Matt Smallbone – DL – Miami Redhawks
Weston Steelhammer – DB – Air Force Falcons
Tutulupeatau Mataele – DT – Boise State Broncos
Josh Lovingood – DL – Colorado State Rams
Manly Williams – LB – Hawaii Rainbow Warriors
Siaosi Hala’api’api – DE – Wyoming Cowboys
Gump Hayes – RB – Arizona State Sun Devils
Hootie Jones – DB – Alabama Crimson Tide
Nick Chubb – RB – Georgia Bulldogs
Pig Howard – WR – Tennessee Volunteers
Shy Tuttle – DL – Tennessee Volunteers
Money Hunter – DB – Arkansas State Red Wolves
Younghoe Koo – K – Georgia Southern Eagles
Vegas Harley – QB – Georgia Southern Eagles
Kyle Woodsmall – DL – North Dakota Fighting Sioux
Mister Harriel – RB – Sacramento State Hornets
Godspower Offor – DE – Howard Bison
Hunter Bedgood – RB – Northwestern State Demons

All-Nepotism Team

Rocket Ismail Jr. – WR – TCU Horned Frogs
Deion Sanders Jr. – WR – SMU Mustangs
Troy Flutie – QB – Boston College Eagles
Hud Mellencamp – WR – Duke Blue Devils
Vincent Testeverde – QB – Miami Hurricanes
Ray Lewis III – CB – Miami Hurricanes
Troy Vincent Jr. – CB – NC State Wolfpack
Jeff George Jr. – QB – Illinois Fighting Illini
Jon Runyan Jr. – OT – Michigan Wolverines
Stanley Morgan Jr. – WR – Nebraska Cornhuskers
Koy Detmer Jr. – QB – BYU Cougars
Torii Hunter Jr. – WR – Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Jesse Bongiovi – CB – Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Tom Tupa III – QB – Miami Redhawks
Greg Townsend Jr. – DE – USC Trojans
Luke Del Rio – QB – Florida Gators
Larry Allen Jr. – OL – Harvard Crimson
Ray Buchanan Jr. – DB – Northern Iowa Panthers

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About the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.