2013 Maxim Hot 100 List

Ashley-Tisdale-Maxim-Hot-100Maxim recently released its annual “Hot 100” list for 2013. It’s usually filled with the usual suspects (Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, etc), but they have been known to add in a few up & coming starlets.

Maxim decided to play around with the list this year. They included an attorney general, a fictional girlfriend, and a drunk co-host of a popular morning show. I know that this list isn’t exactly the BCS standings, but I found it very weird.

See who made the list this year and who didn’t. A few ladies from Mad Men didn’t make the cut and a certain lady who’s currently shacking up with Kanye West. I can’t believe that a publication put out a list with 100 females and didn’t include one Kardashian. I finally have hope in humanity!

I viewed over this list and I felt old. I actually had to do an internet search for a few of these ladies. I’m not a big fan of Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, or Selena Gomez…or any other teen/early-20’s female who has been romantically-linked to Zac Efron, Justin Bieber or any of the Jonas Brothers.

I don’t get the allure of Olivia Munn. I find her annoying in everything she is in. I could rant a few hundred words about her, but I will leave that for another post.

The glaring omissions from this list are: Alison Brie, Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones, Marisa Miller, Kerry Washington and Noureen DeWulf

It is about time to retire a few of these ladies off of the list. The inclusion of Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz and Charlize Theron makes it feel a bit year 2000-ish.

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1. Miley Cyrus – singer/actress
2. Selena Gomez – singer/actress (Spring Breakers)
3. Rihanna – singer
4. Mila Kunis – actress (That 70’s Show Ted)
5. Jennifer Lawrence – actress (Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook)
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt – actress (The Client List)
7. Ashley Tisdale – actress (High School Musical)
8. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated model
9. Vanessa Hudgens – actress (Spring Breakers, Machete Kills)
10. Elisha Cuthbert – actress (Happy Endings)
11. Katy Perry – singer
12. Kate Beckinsale – actress (Underworld series & Serendipity)
13. Taylor Swift – singer
ariannyceleste14. Beyonce – singer
15. Scarlett Johansson – actress (The Avengers, Hitchcock)
16. Olivia Wilde – actress (Incredible Burt Wonderstone)
17. Jessica Alba – actress (Machete, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For)
18. Arianny Celeste – model/UFC ring girl
19. Emma Watson – actress (The Bling Ring, Harry Potter)
20. Megan Fox – actress (Transformers, This is 40)
21. Emma Stone – actress (The Amazing Spider-Man)
22. Christina Hendricks – actress (Mad Men)
23. Heather Graham – actress (The Hangover 3)
24. Blake Lively – actress (Gossip Girl)
25. Katrina Bowden – actress (30 Rock)
25. Katrina Bowden – actress (30 Rock)
26. Demi Lovato – singer (The X-Factor)
Adrianne-Palicki-1827. Danielle Fishel – actress (Girl Meets World)
28. Olivia Munn – actress (The Newsroom)
29. Ronda Rousey – UFC fighter
30. Hayden Panettiere – actress (Nashville)
31. Charlize Theron – actress <Prometheus)
32. Kaley Cuoco – actress (The Big Bang Theory)
33. Sarah Shahi – actress (Chicago Fire)
34. Adrianne Palicki – actress (Friday Night Lights, Red Dawn)
35. Bérénice Marlohe – actress/model (Skyfall)
36. Leighton Meester – actress (Gossip Girl, That’s My Boy)
37. Amanda Seyfried – actress (Les Misérables)
38. Zoe Saldana – actress (Star Trek Into Darkness)
39. Lea Michele – actress (Glee)
40. Julianne Hough – actress/dancer (Footloose)
41. Malin Akerman – actress (CBGB)
bar+paly+maxim+hot42. Rosie-Huntington Whiteley – actress/model (Transformers 3)
43. Jordanna Brewster – actress (Fast and Furious)
44. Sarah Hyland – actress (Modern Family)
45. Naya Rivera – actress (Glee)
46. Yvonne Strahovski – actress (Chuck, Dexter)
47. Ashley Greene – actress (Twilight)
48. Nina Dobrev – actress (The Vampire Diaries)
49. Sofia Vergara – actress/model (Modern Family)
50. Lake Bell – actress/model (Childrens Hospital)
51. Brittany Snow – actress (Pitch Perfect)
52. Bar Paly – actress/model (Pain & Gain)
53. Shakira – singer
54. Kamala Harris – California Attorney General
55. Rachel McAdams – actress (Sherlock Holmes)
56. Emmy Rossum –  actress (Shameless)
57. Eva Mendes – actress (Fast Five, The Other Guys)
58. Amber Heard – actress (Machete Kills)
59. Brooklyn Decker – actress/model (Battleship, Just Go With It)
60. Stana Katic – actress (Castle)
Joanna+Krupa+Maxim+Hot61. Emily VanCamp – actress (Revenge)
62. Cameron Diaz – actress (Bad Teacher)
63. Stacy Keibler – actress/former WWE superstar
64. Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret model
65. Emilia Clarke – actress (Game of Thrones)
66. Joanna Krupa – model
67. Brittney Palmer – model/UFC ring girl
68. Anne V – Sports Illustrated model
69. Manti Teo’s Fake Girlfriend – fictional girlfriend
70. Nina Agdal – Sports Illustrated model
71. Sara Underwood – Playboy playmate
72. Jessica Chastain – actress (Zero Dark Thirty)
73. Katharine McPhee – actress/singer (Smash)
74. Rachel Bilson – actress (Hart of Dixie)
75. Natalie Martinez – model/actress <End of Watch)
76. Emma Roberts – actress (We’re the Millers)
77. Janina Gavankar – actress (The League, True Blood)
sara_underwood_hot_sexy78. Ke$ha – singer
79. Hoda Kotb Today Show co-host
80. Jamie Chung – actress (Sin City: A Dame to Kill For)
81. Maggie Grace – actress (Californication)
82. Ashley Benson – actress (Spring Breakers)
83. Kat Dennings – actress (2 Broke Girls)
84. Alice Eve – actress (She’s Out of my League)
85. Aubrey Plaza – actress (Parks and Recreation)
86. Rocsi Diaz – co-host of Entertainment Tonight
87. Katie Cassidy – actress (Arrow)
88. Elisabeth Harnois – actress (CSI)
89. April Rose –  model (Guy Code)
90. Leven Rambin – actress (Hunger Games)
91. Allison Williams – actress (Girls)
92. Kenda Perez – model/UFC ring girl
93. Lynsy Torres – owner of In-And-Out Burger
94. Dawn Olivieri – actress (House of Lies)
95. Zooey Deschanel – actress/singer (New Girl)
96. Kellie Pickler – singer
97. Daniella Alonso – actress (Revolution)
98. Rebecca Mader – actress (All My Children)
99. Ashley Sky – model
100. Dessie Mitcheson – model

Allison Williams

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