The New York Daily News ran with a story today that Roger Clemens had a 10-year affair with country singer Mindy McCready. When I first heard this, I was like, “Way to go, Rocket!,” but then news came out that she was only 15 when they started their relationship. Ouch! That isn’t even legal in Indiana or Kentucky, son.

McCready used to be a smokin’ hot country singer with a promising career. I mean, she was even engaged to Dean Cain…back during his “Adventures Of Superman” days, not his “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not” days.Look at her, she was beautiful…I say “was” because since her Dean Cain relationship went south, she has had run-ins with the law and her career tanked. I googled some images of her to use in this post and there are a few very disturbing looking mugshot photos of her that was taken not too long ago. You would think that Clemens would have hooked her up with some of that HGH, I hear it has age-defying characteristics, I mean his wife looks pretty bangin’.

Roger, I really think you should take more pictures like this, maybe the public will like you again. No one can turn down a good “thumbs up.”