The federal perjury case against Barry Bonds just got a whole lot bigger. The judge wanted to revise the charges against Bonds and charge him for each falsehood (that’s judge talk for lie) that Bonds allegedly said under oath when he testified for a grand jury. He was just facing four charges, but they didn’t feel like lumping them together would work in their favor.

I think this is the smartest move since Brown v. Board of Education. It’s like if you were going 15mph over the speed limit and the cop hands you 15 tickets for each mile you were over the speed limit. If it were up to me, Bonds would have 762 federal charges against him, one for each home-run.

Are you worried Barry?Yeah, didn’t think so.