We haven’t lost a ton of guys off of last year’s list due to the extra year of eligibility many guys are taking advantage of, so we will have some fifth (or even sixth) year guys soon.

We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class is strong and is a better version of last year’s All-Name Team.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.

This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous. Enjoy!

Lance Waddles – Guard – North Dakota State Bison
Justice Sueing – Forward – Ohio State Buckeyes
Quest Aldridge – Guard – Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs
Boo Buie – Guard – Northwestern Wildcats
Golden Dike – Forward – Loyola Maryland Greyhounds
Alex Fudge – Forward – Florida Gators
Churchill Bounds – Center – Central Arkansas Bears
Promise Opurum – Forward – New Hampshire Wildcats
Isaiah Poor Bear-Chandler – Forward – Wichita State Shockers
Dae Dae Grant – Guard – Duquesne Dukes
Armani Mighty – Center – Boston College Eagles
El Ellis – Guard – Louisville Cardinals
Wooga Poplar – Guard – Miami (FL) Hurricanes
Leaky Black – Forward – North Carolina Tar Heels
Sir’Jabari Rice – Guard – Texas Longhorns
Akok Akok – Forward – Georgetown Hoyas
Cedric Coward – Forward – Eastern Washington Eagles
Great Osobor – Forward – Montana State Bobcats
Kiir Kiir Chol Deng – Forward – Sacramento State Hornets
Coletrane Washington – Guard – Drexel Dragons
Supreme Cook – Forward – Fairfield Stags
Legend Geeter – Forward – Eastern Michigan Eagles
Freedom Rhames – Guard – Howard Bison
Okay Djamgouz – Guard – Drake Bulldogs
Courvoisier McCauley – Guard – Indiana State Sycamores
Sadraque NgaNga – Guard – Boise State Broncos
Snookey Wigington – Guard – Nevada Wolf Pack
Zool Kueth – Forward – Tennessee State Tigers
Adong Kueth – Center – Tennessee State Tigers
Walter Whyte – Guard – Boston University Terriers
Messiah Jones – Forward – Wofford Terriers
Jason Thirdkill Jr. – Forward – Lamar Cardinals
Legend Stamps – Center – Florida A&M Rattlers
Sir Isaac Herron – Forward – Oral Roberts Golden Eagles
Zocko Littleton Jr. – Guard – Appalachian State Mountaineers
Atiki Ally Atiki – Forward – BYU Cougars
Doctor Bradley – Forward – New Mexico State Aggies

All-Nepotism Team
Larry Hughes Jr. – Guard – Saint Louis Billikens
Jameer Nelson Jr. – Guard – Delaware Blue Hens
Vin Baker Jr. – Guard – Milwaukee Panthers
Jamal Mashburn Jr. – Guard – New Mexico Lobos
Nick Folk Jr. – Guard – St. Francis Brooklyn Terriers
Bobby Hurley Jr. – Guard – Arizona State Sun Devils

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About the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.