We lost a few players on last year’s College Basketball All-Name Team (I wish the best of luck in the future to guys like Goodnews Kpegeol). We have a lot of returning faces due to the NCAA giving another year of eligibility to athletes due to the pandemic, but we do have a decent amount of new names on this year’s list.
We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class is strong and is a better version of last year’s All-Name Team.
My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.
This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous. Enjoy!
Justice Sueing – Forward – Ohio State Buckeyes
Doctor Bradley – Forward – CSU Fullerton Titans
Churchill Bounds – Center – Central Arkansas Bears
SK Shittu – Forward – Central Arkansas Bears
Wheza Panzo – Guard – Stetson Hatters
Kobe Elvis – Guard – Dayton Flyers
Wooga Poplar – Guard – Miami Hurricanes
Leaky Black – Guard – North Carolina Tar Heels
Puff Johnson – Guard – North Carolina Tar Heels
Blake Seacat – Guard – Oklahoma Sooners
Legend Geeter – Forward – Providence Friars
Akok Akok – Forward – Connecticut Huskies
Messiah Thompson – Guard – Campbell Fighting Camels
Dajour Dickens – Forward – Hampton Pirates
Mysta Goodloe – Guard – South Carolina Upstate Spartans
Kofi Cockburn – Center – Illinois Fighting Illini
Boo Buie – Guard – Northwestern Wildcats
Jock Perry – Center – UC Riverside Highlanders
Stafford Trueheart – Forward – Hofstra Pride
Eze Dike – Guard – Yale Bulldogs
Supreme Cook – Forward – Fairfield Stags
Shaft Clark – Guard – Delaware State Hornets
Jadakiss Wright – Guard – South Carolina State Bulldogs
Okay Djamgouz – Guard – Drake Bulldogs
Foster Wonders – Guard – Southern Illinois Salukis
Peter Kiss – Guard – Bryant Bulldogs
Quest Harris – Guard – Sacred Heart Pioneers
Unique McLean – Guard – St. Francis (BKN) Terriers
Golden Dike – Forward – Loyola (MD) Greyhounds
Phlandrous Fleming Jr. – Guard – Florida Gators
Godsgift Ezedinma – Forward – Incarnate Word Cardinals
Isaiah Poor Bear-Chandler – Forward – Omaha Mavericks
Teddy Bayi Ba Mendeng – Forward – Chicago State Cougars
All Nepotism Team
Charles O’Bannon Jr. – Forward – TCU Horned Frogs
Ron Harper Jr. – Forward – Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Ron Artest III – Forward – CSU Northridge Matadors
JeRon Artest – Guard – UC Irvine Anteaters
Jameer Nelson Jr. – Guard – Delaware Blue Hens
Vin Baker Jr. – Guard – Milwaukee Panthers
Sharone Wright Jr. – Guard – Morgan State Bears
Jamal Mashburn Jr. – Guard – New Mexico Lobos
Scotty Pippen Jr. – Guard – Vanderbilt Commodores
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About the Author…
Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.