We didn’t lose that many players on last year’s College Basketball All-Name Team. We were in a little bit of a rebuilding phase after losing many the year before. We actually have many new faces/names on this year’s list.
We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class is strong and is a better version of last year’s All-Name Team.
My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.
This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous. Enjoy!
Bash Wieland – Guard – Bellarmine Knights
Justus Rainwater – Center – Florida Gulf Coast
Tytist Dean – Guard – Liberty Flames
Wheza Panzo – Guard – Stetson Hatters
Dan Petcash – Guard – Binghamton Bearcats
Precious Okoh – Guard – Maine Black Bears
Meekness Payne – Forward – New Hampshire Wildcats
Blondeau Tchoukuiengo – Guard – New Hampshire Wildcats
Ludgy Debaut – Center – East Carolina Pirates
Boogie Ellis – Guard – Memphis Tigers
Yor Anei – Forward – SMU Mustangs
Isaiah Poor Bear-Chandler – Forward – Wichita State Shockers
Sincere Carry – Guard – Duquesne Dukes
Chuba Ohams – Forward – Fordham Rams
Fatts Russell – Guard – Rhode Island Rams
Deng Gak – Forward – Miami Hurricanes
Leaky Black – Guard – North Carolina Tar Heels
Puff Johnson – Guard – North Carolina Tar Heels
Sunday Okeke – Forward – Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Blake Seacat – Guard – Oklahoma Sooners
Kobe Elvis – Guard – DePaul Blue Demons
Posh Alexander – Guard – St. John’s Red Storm
Akok Akok – Forward – UConn Huskies
Mysta Goodloe – Guard – South Carolina Upstate Spartans
Rocket Watts – Guard – Michigan State Spartans
Both Gach – Guard – Minnesota Golden Gophers
Thorir Thorbjarnarson – Guard – Nebraska Cornhuskers
Boo Buie – Guard – Northwestern Wildcats
Justice Sueing – Forward – Ohio State Buckeyes
Czar Perry – Guard – CSU Bakersfield Roadrunners
Doctor Bradley – Forward – CSU Fullerton Titans
Tuukka Jaakkola – Forward – Cal Poly Mustangs
Jock Perry – Center – UC Riverside Highlanders
Coletrane Washington – Guard – Drexel Dragons
Stafford Trueheart – Forward – Hofstra Pride
Thailand Elder – Guard – Louisiana Tech Bulldogs
Tony Toney – Guard – UAB Blazers
Jaja Sanni – Guard – UTSA Roadrunners
Eze Dike – Guard – Yale Bulldogs
Majesty Brandon – Guard – Canisius Golden Griffins
Supreme Cook – Forward – Fairfield Stags
Ebube Ebube – Forward – Manhattan Jaspers
Dae Dae Grant – Guard – Miami Redhawks
Shaft Clark – Guard – Delaware State Hornets
Jadakiss Wright – Guard – South Carolina State Bulldogs
Okay Djamgouz – Guard – Drake Bulldogs
Goodnews Kpegeol – Guard – Valparaiso Crusaders
Peter Kiss – Guard – Bryant Bulldogs
Quest Harris – Guard – Sacred Heart Pioneers
Golden Dike – Forward – Loyola Greyhounds
Seventh Woods – Guard – South Carolina Gamecocks
Prosper Obidiebube – Forward – Chattanooga Mocs
Clay Gayman – Forward – Abilene Christian Wildcats
Godsgift Ezedinma – Forward – Incarnate Word Cardinals
All Nepotism Team
Charles Smith IV – Guard – SMU Mustangs
Jameer Nelson Jr. – Guard – George Washington Colonials
Greg Foster Jr. – Guard – Saint Joseph’s Hawks
Jamal Mashburn Jr. – Guard – Minnesota Golden Gophers
Ron Harper Jr. – Guard – Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Ron Artest III – Forward – CSU Northridge Matadors
Jeron Artest – Guard – UC Irvine Anteaters
Vin Baker Jr. – Guard – Milwaukee Panthers
Sharone Wright Jr. – Guard – Morgan State Bears
Scotty Pippen Jr. – Guard – Vanderbilt Commodores
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About the Author…
Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.