Many names on last year’s College Basketball All-Name Team were lost to graduation and the NBA. There’s always some one-and-done players, but we lost some all-timers like Tacko Fall and Bol Bol. This is more like a rebuilding year, but there are a handful of great new names that head up this year’s All-Name Team.

We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class is solid and right up there with last year’s All-Name Team.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.

This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous. Enjoy!

Isaiah Poor Bear-Chandler – Forward – Wichita State Shockers
Sincere Carry – Guard – Duquesne Dukes
Leaky Black – Guard – North Carolina Tar Heels
Blake Seacat – Guard – Oklahoma Sooners
Ike Eke – Forward – Marquette Golden Eagles
KyKy Tandy – Guard – Xavier Musketeers
Shabooty Phillips – Guard – Longwood Lancers
Adonis Arms – Guard – Winthrop Eagles
Thorir Thorbjarnarson – Guard – Nebraska Cornhuskers
Boo Buie – Guard – Northwestern Wildcats
Peter Kiss – Guard – Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Coletrane Washington – Guard – Drexel Dragons
Eze Dike – Guard – Yale Bulldogs
Ali Ali – Forward – Akron Zips
Precious Ayah – Forward – Miami (OH) RedHawks
Okay Djamgouz – Guard – Drake Bulldogs
Brendon Gooch – Forward – Southern Illinois Salukis
Unique McLean – Guard – St. Francis (NY) Terriers
Deang Deang – Guard – Eastern Illinois Panthers
Max Hazzard – Guard – Arizona Wildcats
Kuany Kuany – Forward – California Golden Bears
Tres Tinkle – Forward – Oregon State Beavers
Both Gach – Guard – Utah Utes
Miles Lightfoot – Forward – Army Black Knights
Seventh Woods – Guard – South Carolina Gamecocks
Prosper Obidiebuba – Forward – Chattanooga Mocs
Clay Gayman – Forward – Abilene Christian Wildcats
Hunter Seacat – Appalachian State Mountaineers
Jock Perry – Center – Saint Mary’s Gaels
Fofo Adetogun – Guard – UMKC Kangaroos

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About the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, Guyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.