Maxim released its annual “Hot 100” list this afternoon. If it usually filled with the usual suspects (Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, etc), but they have been known to add in a few up & coming starlets.
Maxim decided to play around with the list this year. They included a man, a cartoon female, and even an accused murderer. I know that this list isn’t exactly the BCS standings, but I found very weird.
See who made the list this year and who didn’t. A few ladies from Mad Men didn’t make the cut and a certain lady who’s currently shacking up with Kanye West. I can’t believe that a publication put out a list with 100 females and didn’t include one Kardashian. I finally have hope in humanity!
I viewed over this list and I felt old. I actually had to do an internet search for Victoria Justice. I didn’t even know that a show called “Victorious” even existed. I’m not a big fan of Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, or Selena Gomez. I think it’s the fact that I’m 30 and I want to tell them to put on more clothes.
I don’t get the allure of Olivia Munn. I find her annoying in everything she is in. I could rant a few hundred words about her, but I will leave that for another post.
The glaring omissions from this list are: Alison Brie, Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones, Marisa Miller, Amber Rose, and Kerry Washington.
It is about time to retire a few of these ladies off of the list. The inclusion of Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron feels a bit year 2000ish.
*click on name for a picture from Maxim*
1. Bar Refaeli – model
2. Olivia Munn – actress (former G4 Attack of the Show co-host)
3. Mila Kunis – actress (That 70’s Show & Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
4. Katy Perry – singer/songwriter
5. Olivia Wilde – actress (House)
6. Jennifer Lawrence – actress (Hunger Games& The Winter’s Bone)
7. Emma Stone – actress (Easy A & Crazy, Stupid, Love)
8. Megan Fox – actress (Transformers & Jennifer’s Body)
9. Malin Akerman – actress/model (Watchmen & Rock of Ages)
10. Adrianne Palicki – actress (Friday Night Lights & G.I. Joe)
11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley – actress/model (Transformers: Dark of the Moon)
12. Kate Beckinsale – actress (Underworld series & Serendipity)
13. Blake Lively – actress (Gossip Girl & Green Lantern)
14. Lea Michele – actress/singer (Glee & Dorothy of Oz)
15. Kristen Stewart – actress (Twilight series & Adventureland)
16. Charlize Theron – actress (Young Adult & Snow White and the Huntsman)
17. Scarlett Johansson – actress/singer (The Avengers & Lost In Translation)
18. Katrina Bowden – actress (30 Rock & American Reunion)
19. Victoria Justice – actress/singer (Victorious)
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt – actress/singer (The Client List & Party of Five)
21. Emma Watson – actress (Harry Potter series)
22. Kaley Cuoco – actress (The Big Bang Theory)
23. Anne Hathaway – actress (The Dark Knight Rises & Love and Other Drugs)
24. Selena Gomez – actress/singer (Wizards of Waverly Place)
25. Jessica Gomes – model
26. Taylor Swift – singer/songwriter
27. Naya Rivera – actress/singer (Glee)
28. Jessica Biel – actress (7th Heaven & The A-Team)
29. Eva Mendes – actress (The Other Guys & Training Day)
30. Berenice Marlohe – actress (future Bond girl)
31. Candice Swanepoel – model
32. Rihanna – actress/singer (Battleship)
33. Jessica Alba – actress (Good Luck Chuck & Meet the Fockers)
34. Elisha Cuthbert – actress (24 & The Girl Next Door)
35. Yvonne Strahovski – actress (Chuck)
36. Sarah Shahi – actress/model (The L Word & Fairly Legal)
37. Jennifer Lopez – actress/singer (American Idol & Anaconda)
38. Kelly Kelly – professional WWE wrestler
39. Kate Upton – model
40. Miranda Kerr – model
41. Zooey Deschanel – actress/singer (New Girl & 500 Days of Summer)
42. Brooklyn Decker – actress/model (Just Go With It & Battleship)
43. Ashley Greene – actress/model (Twilight & Americana)
44. Lake Bell – actress/model (No Strings Attached & A Good Old Fashioned Orgy)
45. Zoe Saldana – actress (Star Trek & Avatar)
46. Adriana Lima – model
47. Julianne Hough – actress/dancer (Dancing With the Stars & Footloose)
48. Brittany Snow – actress (Harry’s Law & Would You Rather)
49. Emmy Rossum – actress (Shameless)
50. Sarah Hyland – actress (Modern Family)
51. Stacy Keibler – actress/former WWE wrestler
52. Jordana Brewster – actress (Fast & Furious series & Dallas)
53. Amber Heard – actress (The Playboy Club & The Rum Diary)
54. Katharine Mcphee – actress/singer (Smash & American Idol)
55. Emma Roberts – actress (Scream 4 & It’s Kind of a Funny Story)
56. Lilly Collins – actress (The Blind Side & Writers)
57. Lee Newton – actress/host (SourceFed)
58. Arianny Celeste – UFC ring girl/model
59. Amanda Bynes – actress/singer (Easy A & She’s The Man)
60. Shakira – singer
61. Kristen Bell – actress (House of Lies & Heroes)
62. Vanessa Hudgens – actress/singer (High School Musical)
63. Dawn Olivieri – actress (The Vampire Diaries & House of Lies)
64. Maria Menounos – actress/host (Today & Access Hollywood)
65. Cobie Smulders – actress (How I Met Your Mother)
66. Alex Morgan – U.S. soccer player
67. Rebecca Mader – actress (Lost & Fringe)
68. Miley Cyrus – actress/singer (Hannah Montana & The Last Song)
69. Stephen Colbert – actor/host (The Colbert Report)
70. Michelle Dockery – actress (Downton Abbey)
71. Sofia Vergara – actress/model (Modern Family)
72. Kellie Pickler – singer (American Idol)
73. Abby Elliott – actress (Saturday Night Live)
74. JWOWW – actress (Jersey Shore)
75. Jessica Rafalowski – model
76. Teresa Palmer – actress (Take Me Home Tonight & I Am Number Four)
77. Christina Hendricks – actress (Mad Men & Drive)
78. Kirby Bliss Blanton – actress (Project X)
79. Nicki Minaj – singer
80. Stana Katic – actress (Castle)
81. Pippa Middleton – almost royalty
82. April Rose – model
83. Dania Ramirez – actress (Heroes & American Reunion)
84. Nina Dobrev – actress (The Vampire Diaries)
85. Lois Griffin – cartoon character (Family Guy)
86. Caroline Wozniaki – professional tennis player
87. Paulina Gretzky – model
88. Jacqueline Macinnes Wood – actress (Final Destination 5)
89. Dalena Henriques – model
90. Bria Murphy – actress/model
91. Claire Coffee – actress (Grimm & General Hospital)
92. Amanda Knox – accused murderer (alleged…but this is kind of messed up)
93. La La Anthony – actress/host (La La’s Full Court)
94. Alexandra Breckinridge – actress (American Horror Story & True Blood)
95. Layla El – professional WWE wrestler
96. Nadia G. – TV host/chef
97. Kat Dennings – actress (2 Broke Girls & Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist)
98. Anahi – singer/songwriter
99. Poppy Montgomery – actress (Unforgettable & Without A Trace)
100. Dominique Storelli – model
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