I wonder if Chris Berman knew that this photo would be pasted all over the internet. Before I go anywhere where my man-boobs will be visible, I usually try to manscape a little. That’s right, America’s White Boy is admitting to the use of Veet.I think every self-respecting guy should the bark on his trunk. Berman is famous enough that he should be to at least afford a professional waxing. By seeing his infamous youtube rants, you know the man has a sexual appetite, but what kind of beast would want to jump this wooly mammoth.

*note to self* use the phrase “wooly mammoth” in reference to your junk