2014-15 College Basketball – All-Name Team

Wesley Person Jr NBA All Name Team College BasketballWe have many new entries this season, but I’m sad great names like God’sgift Achiuwa have graduated. We do have plenty of fun names to him.

We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class is solid and better than last year’s All-Name Team. We went through a rebuilding year and we are a better team.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.

This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous. We even included some famous kids of former NBA players.

Some names on the list may not be their birth name, but these are the names included in the media guides. That’s good enough for us. Enjoy!

Quentin Weinerman – Guard – St. Bonaventure Bonnies
Staats Battle – Guard – North Carolina State Wolfpack
McWisdom Badejo – Center – Emporia State Hornets
Deng Deng – Forward – Baylor Bears
Alex Biggerstaff – Forward – UNC Asheville Bulldogs
Indiana Faithful – Guard – West Liberty Hilltoppers
Basil Smotherman – Forward – Purdue Boilermakers
Four McGlynn – Guard – Towson Tigers
Daddy Ugbede – Forward – Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks
Hooper Vint – Center – UTEP Miners
Willis Turnipseed – Forward – Morgan State Bears
DouDou Gueye – Center – South Carolina State Bulldogs
Parker U’u – Guard – San Diego State Aztecs
Goodluck Okonoboh – Forward – UNLV Rebels
Wanaah Bail – Forward – UCLA Bruins
Nimrod Hilliard – Guard – Lamar Cardinals
Onochie Ochie – Forward – Southeast Louisiana Lions
Tim Smallwood – Guard – Omaha Mavericks
Shayok Shayok – Forward – UMKC Kangaroos
Micah Littlejohn – Guard – Tulsa Golden Hurricane
Scoochie Smith – Guard – Dayton Flyers
Biggie Minnis – Guard – Rhode Island Rams
Papa Ndao – Forward – Saint Joseph’s Hawks
Pookie Powell – Forward – Memphis Tigers
Jaron Blossomgame – Forward – Clemson Tigers
Chris Brickhouse – Forward – North Carolina State Wolfpack
Delbert Love – Guard – Kennesaw State Owls
Sir Washington – Guard – Eastern Washington Eagles
Ya Ya Anderson – Guard – Radford Highlanders
Okey Ukah – Forward – Iowa Hawkeyes
Denzel Valentine – Guard – Michigan State Spartans
B.J. Day – Forward – Nebraska Cornhuskers

FAMOUS OFFSPRING ALL-STARS

Sam Cassell Jr. – Guard – UConn Huskies
Stanley Roberts Jr. – Forward – Tulane Green Wave
Chris Corchiani Jr.North Carolina State Wolfpack
Trey Mourning – Forward – Georgetown Hoyas
Maceo Baston Jr. – Guard – Florida Atlantic Owls
Juwan Howard Jr. – Forward – Detroit Titans
Larry Johnson Jr. – Forward – Youngstown State Penguins
Larry Nance Jr. – Forward – Wyoming Cowboys
Gary Payton II – Guard – Oregon State Beavers
Shawn Kemp Jr. – Forward – Washington Huskies
Wesley Person Jr. – Guard – Troy Trojans

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sweetbob-author-picAbout the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot ClicksGuyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.

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