2014 College Football: All-Name Team

Barry Sanders Jr Stanford Cardinal 2014 College Football All-Name TeamThe college football season kicks off tonight…but it doesn’t officially start until we post our yearly all-name team.

We went through all the teams in the top two divisions in the NCAA. We read every name and picked out the ones that were funny and names we just wish we had.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so of all the people who can write a post poking fun at names, it’s me. I’m always asked if my real name is Robert Roberts (it’s not) or if my name is fake.

Here is the 2014-15 college football All-Name team.

Munchie Legaux – QB – Cincinnati Bearcats
Messiah Rice – OT – East Carolina Pirates
Nomluis Fruge – LB – Houston Cougars
Praise Martin-Oguike – DL – Temple Owls
Fudge Van Hooser – WR – Tulane Green Wave
Kermit Whitfield – WR – Florida State Seminoles
Broderick Snoddy – RB – Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Gray Crow – TE – Miami Hurricanes
Bradley Chubb – LB – NC State Wolfpack
Zach Poker – LB – Pittsburgh Panthers
Sam Sizelove – LB – Kansas State Wildcats
Cody Whitehair – OL – Kansas State Wildcats
Jordan Smallwood – WR – Oklahoma Sooners
Micah Awe – LB – Texas Tech Red Raiders
Ryan Watercutter – LB – Indiana Hoosiers
Chi Chi Ariguzo – LB – Northwestern Wildcats
Dad Poquie – CB – Penn State Nittany Lions
Bearooz Yacoobi – OL – Purdue Boilermakers
Lucky Whitehead – WR – FLorida Atlantic Owls
Wonderful Monds II – DE – Florida International Golden Panthers
Chris Loving – TE – North Texas Mean Green
Cannon Maki – FB – North Texas Mean Green
Sir Calvin Wallace – DT – North Texas Mean Green
Kyle Bottoms – G – Old Dominion Monarchs
Picasso Nelson Jr. – CB – Southern Miss Golden Eagles
Fred Blow – CB – UTSA Roadrunners
Osazuwamen Igbinosun – DE – Ball State Cardinals
Boomer Brock – FB – Buffalo Bulls
Pudge Cotton – DB – Eastern Michigan Eagles
April Goss – K – Kent State Golden Flashes
Rich Queen – OL – Massachusetts Minutemen
Jack Snowball – RB – Miami (OH) Redhawks
Matt Smallbone – DL – Miami (OH) Redhawks
Cal Breedlove – DT – Northern Illinois Huskies
Papi White – WR – Ohio Bobcats
Daniel Braverman – WR – Western Michigan Broncos
Weston Steelhammer – DB – Air Force Falcons
Aziz Shittu – DE – Stanford Cardinal
Pig Howard – WR – Tennessee Volunteers
Bobo Beathard – WR – Appalachain State Mountaineers
Vegas Harley – S – Georgia Southern Eagles
Younghoe Koo – K – Georgia Southern Eagles
Stone Sander – TE – Sacramento State Hornets
Richard Bush – OL – Princeton Tigers
Marshane Godbolt – DB – Florida A&M Rattlers
Hi-C Scott – WR – Western Illinois Leathernecks
Bingo Morton – WR – Chattanooga Mocs
Tim Nutter – TE – Furman Paladins
Imoan Claiborne – CB – Northwestern State Demons

All-Nepotism Team

Deion Sanders Jr. – WR – SMU Mustangs
Troy Flutie – QB – Boston College Eagles
Hud Mellencamp – CB – Duke Blue Devils
Austin Proehl – WR – North Carolina Tar Heels
Glenn Gronkowski – FB – Kansas State Wildcats
Gelen Robinson – LB – Purdue Boilermakers
Noah Spielman – DL – Toledo Rockets
Barry Sanders – RB – Stanford Cardinal
Larry Allen Jr. – OL – Harvard Crimson
Alex Paup – DB – Northern Iowa Panthers

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sweetbob-author-picAbout the Author…

Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot ClicksGuyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.

2 thoughts on “2014 College Football: All-Name Team

  1. Forrest Chamberlain

    Hilarious names!!! I’d love to see a couple of All Times names list from years past. Also – when are you going to start making your college football predictions? You bring a great insight!

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