2013-14 College Basketball – All-Name Team

god-sgift-achiuwa-funny-names-college-basketballI’m a little late this year with my college basketball ‘All-Name Team’, but it’s been a busy football season.

We have many new entries this season, but I’m sad many of the great names like Chief Kickingstallionsims have graduated.

We picked through every Division-I college basketball roster and a few smaller schools for our list. This year’s class isn’t as solid as in years past. We are in a rebuilding year in hopes that next year’s class will be filled with gold.

My name is Bobby Roberts, so I am often jealous of people with unique names. The most unique thing about my name is that I was not born ‘Robert Roberts’, Bobby is my given name. I don’t know too many grown men named Bobby.

This list consists of names that we wished he had and ones we find humorous.

God’sgift Achiuwa – F – St. John’s Red Storm
Dallas Ennema – F – Albany Great Danes
Hippolyte Tsafack – F – Memphis Tigers
Indiana Faithful – G – Wofford Terriers
Beejay Anya – F – North Carolina State Wolfpack
Staats Battle – G – North Carolina State Wolfpack
Jaron Blossomgame – F – Clemson Tigers
Jeremy Bogus – G – Jacksonville Dolphins
Alex Biggerstaff – F – UNC Asheville Bulldogs
Christian Standhardinger – F – Hawaii Warriors
Four McGlynn – G – Towson Tigers
Xzavier James – G – Northern Colorado Bears
Tweety Knight – G – Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders
Majok Majok – C – Ball State Cardinals
Joshua Freelove – G – Buffalo Bulls
Wadly Mompremier – F – Ohio Bobcats
Sir’Dominic Pointer – G – St. John’s Red Storm
Daddy Ugbede – F – Drake Bulldogs
Deverin Muff – F – Eastern Kentucky Colonels
DeAndre Leatherwood – C – Morehead State Eagles
McWisdom Badejo – C – Emporia State Hornets
Onochie Ochi – F – Southeastern Louisiana Lions
Jito Kok – C – San Diego Toreros
Shayok Shayok – F – UMKC Kangaroos
Andell Cumberbatch – G – St. Bonaventure Bonnies
Ya Ya Anderson – G – Radford Highlanders

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Bobby Roberts (otherwise known as Sweetbob) is the creator of ‘America’s White Boy’ and contributor at Project Shanks. His writing has been featured on ESPN’s ‘SportsNation’, Sports Illustrated’s Hot ClicksGuyspeed, and various other sites. You can follow him on Twitter at @Sweetbob.

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