2012 Maxim Hot 100 List

Maxim released its annual “Hot 100” list this afternoon. If it usually filled with the usual suspects (Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, etc), but they have been known to add in a few up & coming starlets.

Maxim decided to play around with the list this year. They included a man, a cartoon female, and even an accused murderer. I know that this list isn’t exactly the BCS standings, but I found very weird.

See who made the list this year and who didn’t. A few ladies from Mad Men didn’t make the cut and a certain lady who’s currently shacking up with Kanye West. I can’t believe that a publication put out a list with 100 females and didn’t include one Kardashian. I finally have hope in humanity!

I viewed over this list and I felt old. I actually had to do an internet search for Victoria Justice. I didn’t even know that a show called “Victorious” even existed. I’m not a big fan of Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, or Selena Gomez. I think it’s the fact that I’m 30 and I want to tell them to put on more clothes.

I don’t get the allure of Olivia Munn. I find her annoying in everything she is in. I could rant a few hundred words about her, but I will leave that for another post.

The glaring omissions from this list are: Alison Brie, Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones, Marisa Miller, Amber Rose, and Kerry Washington.

It is about time to retire a few of these ladies off of the list. The inclusion of Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron feels a bit year 2000ish.

*click on name for a picture from Maxim*

1. Bar Refaeli – model
2. Olivia Munn – actress (former G4 Attack of the Show co-host)
3. Mila Kunis – actress (That 70’s Show & Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
4. Katy Perry – singer/songwriter
5. Olivia Wilde – actress (House)
6. Jennifer Lawrence – actress (Hunger Games& The Winter’s Bone)
7. Emma Stone – actress (Easy A & Crazy, Stupid, Love)
8. Megan Fox – actress (Transformers & Jennifer’s Body)
9. Malin Akerman – actress/model (Watchmen & Rock of Ages)
10. Adrianne Palicki – actress (Friday Night Lights & G.I. Joe)
11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley – actress/model (Transformers: Dark of the Moon)
12. Kate Beckinsale – actress (Underworld series & Serendipity)

13. Blake Lively – actress (Gossip Girl & Green Lantern)
14. Lea Michele – actress/singer (Glee & Dorothy of Oz)
15. Kristen Stewart – actress (Twilight series & Adventureland)
16. Charlize Theron – actress (Young Adult & Snow White and the Huntsman)
17. Scarlett Johansson – actress/singer (The Avengers & Lost In Translation)
18. Katrina Bowden – actress (30 Rock & American Reunion)
19. Victoria Justice – actress/singer (Victorious)
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt – actress/singer (The Client List & Party of Five)
21. Emma Watson – actress (Harry Potter series)
22. Kaley Cuoco – actress (The Big Bang Theory)
23. Anne Hathaway – actress (The Dark Knight Rises & Love and Other Drugs)
24. Selena Gomez – actress/singer (Wizards of Waverly Place)

25. Jessica Gomes – model
26. Taylor Swift – singer/songwriter
27. Naya Rivera – actress/singer (Glee)
28. Jessica Biel – actress (7th Heaven & The A-Team)
29. Eva Mendes – actress (The Other Guys & Training Day)
30. Berenice Marlohe – actress (future Bond girl)
31. Candice Swanepoel – model
32. Rihanna – actress/singer (Battleship)
33. Jessica Alba – actress (Good Luck Chuck & Meet the Fockers)
34. Elisha Cuthbert – actress (24 & The Girl Next Door)
35. Yvonne Strahovski – actress (Chuck)
36. Sarah Shahi – actress/model (The L Word & Fairly Legal)
37. Jennifer Lopez – actress/singer (American Idol & Anaconda)
38. Kelly Kelly – professional WWE wrestler
39. Kate Upton – model
40. Miranda Kerr – model
41. Zooey Deschanel – actress/singer (New Girl & 500 Days of Summer)
42. Brooklyn Decker – actress/model (Just Go With It & Battleship)
43. Ashley Greene – actress/model (Twilight & Americana)
44. Lake Bell – actress/model (No Strings Attached & A Good Old Fashioned Orgy)
45. Zoe Saldana – actress (Star Trek & Avatar)
46. Adriana Lima – model
47. Julianne Hough – actress/dancer (Dancing With the Stars & Footloose)

48. Brittany Snow – actress (Harry’s Law & Would You Rather)
49. Emmy Rossum – actress (Shameless)
50. Sarah Hyland – actress (Modern Family)
51. Stacy Keibler – actress/former WWE wrestler
52. Jordana Brewster – actress (Fast & Furious series & Dallas)
53. Amber Heard – actress (The Playboy Club & The Rum Diary)
54. Katharine Mcphee – actress/singer (Smash & American Idol)
55. Emma Roberts – actress (Scream 4 & It’s Kind of a Funny Story)
56. Lilly Collins –  actress (The Blind Side & Writers)
57. Lee Newton – actress/host (SourceFed)
58. Arianny Celeste – UFC ring girl/model
59. Amanda Bynes – actress/singer (Easy A & She’s The Man)
60. Shakira – singer
61. Kristen Bell – actress (House of Lies & Heroes)

62. Vanessa Hudgens – actress/singer (High School Musical)
63. Dawn Olivieri – actress (The Vampire Diaries & House of Lies)
64. Maria Menounos – actress/host (Today & Access Hollywood)
65. Cobie Smulders – actress (How I Met Your Mother)
66. Alex Morgan – U.S. soccer player
67. Rebecca Mader – actress (Lost & Fringe)
68. Miley Cyrus – actress/singer (Hannah Montana & The Last Song)
69. Stephen Colbert – actor/host (The Colbert Report)
70. Michelle Dockery – actress (Downton Abbey)
71. Sofia Vergara – actress/model (Modern Family)
72. Kellie Pickler – singer (American Idol)
73. Abby Elliott – actress (Saturday Night Live)
74. JWOWW – actress (Jersey Shore)
75. Jessica Rafalowski – model

76. Teresa Palmer – actress (Take Me Home Tonight & I Am Number Four)
77. Christina Hendricks – actress (Mad Men & Drive)
78. Kirby Bliss Blanton – actress (Project X)
79. Nicki Minaj – singer
80. Stana Katic – actress (Castle)
81. Pippa Middleton – almost royalty
82. April Rose – model
83. Dania Ramirez – actress (Heroes & American Reunion)
84. Nina Dobrev – actress (The Vampire Diaries)
85. Lois Griffin – cartoon character (Family Guy)
86. Caroline Wozniaki – professional tennis player
87. Paulina Gretzky – model
88. Jacqueline Macinnes Wood – actress (Final Destination 5)
89. Dalena Henriques –  model
90. Bria Murphy – actress/model
91. Claire Coffee – actress (Grimm & General Hospital)
92. Amanda Knox – accused murderer (alleged…but this is kind of messed up)
93. La La Anthony – actress/host (La La’s Full Court)
94. Alexandra Breckinridge – actress (American Horror Story & True Blood)
95. Layla El – professional WWE wrestler
96. Nadia G. – TV host/chef
97. Kat Dennings – actress (2 Broke Girls & Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist)
98. Anahi – singer/songwriter
99. Poppy Montgomery – actress (Unforgettable & Without A Trace)
100. Dominique Storelli – model

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